Motorbike Tours

Got It From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (2 days old)

The manager rang me today and offered me the position. :) Best news being that they don't want me starting until the 30th. So I'm gonna work until next Friday and then have a week off to pack our t… more

That's Life. From joebangles in It's Me. (3 days old)

Another year has passed and we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder. There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast. Now I fully … more

Sunday From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (7 days old)

So, got that job. :)) I think. The agency called me on Friday saying that the manager needs to speak to the executive and they'll phone me tomorrow to talk about the position. I am assuming this… more

Cringey From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (8 days old)

Had my interview there. It was a bit cringey. :**: I didn't get to say everything that I wanted to say - the lady talked a lot and I found myself trying to interject with witty and interesting poin… more

Busy Bee From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (15 days old)

I am busy. I think that is all I have to say. Oh, and I have an interview next week for that job in town that I really, really want to get. :)… more

Because I'm blonde? From joebangles in It's Me. (17 days old)

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,1… more

Eddie Izzard From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (18 days old)

Oh, I'm too ill to go see Eddie Izzard tonight. Says he. After months of looking forward to this gig he was hocking our tickets to friends on Facebook. :-/ Then Liverpool won their wee game. He … more

Thank Flibberyjibbit It's Friday From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (21 days old)

Started my theatre course on Wednesday. The cast of Cocoon turned up. :| Seriously, it was really very good. Although I was probably the youngest there by about 30 years. :)) We were joined by p… more

Busy Stuff Not Really Interesting From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (23 days old)

Been busy. Finished my head cold on Sunday. Now I have a regular cold. :??: Maybe I should have gone for that flu jab. Anyhoo, the job is pretty damn boring but it pays my bills and gets me o… more

Buses From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (27 days old)

So I have a job. :) And a few others!! The phone hasn't stopped ringing today. This be the order of phone ringing: 1) An agency called saying that they were going to forward my CV to their cl… more

The Bloggers Pledge Thanks Happy28 From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (27 days old)

My name is Jembajr and I will no longer tolerate online stalkers. I will not feed their fire by responding to their comments or posts except in three ways: 1. I will choose to delete their offen… more

Fed Up To The Kneecaps From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (28 days old)

What the fucks all the BMW stuff about??? Anyway, rang the agency this morning and she was "with a client" - at 9:15am?? I don't think so. So, left my number, AGAIN, and I am in the process of wait… more

Piss Pot From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (30 days old)

Fucking agencies!! :## "They definitely want you" she says, "We are just waiting for a start date" That's fine thinks I, at least there is a job there somewhere. A week later, she ignores my ema… more

Praying for Leroy. From joebangles in It's Me. (34 days old)

"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says. Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me … more

WARNING From marvo in Caw Said The Crow (34 days old)

Now every TV company seems to want to turn into Social Services "If you or anyone you know has been affected by anything you have seen in this programme then please give us a call and get caught up in… more

Must Have Missed This One From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (34 days old)

1 Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? An entire company - but only those at the very top who don't give a shit about those below. 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? W… more

'Tis Breast Awareness month I believe ! From davidjohn ^Pro in My Images (34 days old)

Please support all the Breat Cancer charities especially this month and despite the recession if you can. Many of my images are now on Dreamstime.com and others at www.lochnessimages.com Welcome… more

Breast Cancer Awareness month. From davidjohn ^Pro in (34 days old)

I have been away from the blog for about two months concentrating on stock photography at www.Dreamstime.com and hopefully following initial rejections raising my game. As of today I have 90 images … more

Hitting The Wall From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (35 days old)

Off home tomorrow. Just for the weekend and I hope no-one mentions jobs or the house. Will get to see rascal. Hope he remembers me and still likes me. Been a really tough week for me. I hit the … more

The Bible study. From joebangles in It's Me. (36 days old)

A young fellow had just gotten his Driver's Permit. He asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grade… more

Here Comes The Moan From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (36 days old)

Tired of waiting. And waiting. For the phone. :**: Started my audio transcription course yesterday. She took my £250 and fucked off. Well, not quite. She was a very nice woman but I didn't realise … more

New sex study. From joebangles in It's Me. (37 days old)

It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The husband sits up and begs. The wi… more

Meme Time From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (37 days old)

1. Who was your first love? The fella I married. 2. Who was your first kiss and when? A boy called Nick and I was at primary school so would have been about 9 or thereabouts 3. Who was your firs… more

Saturday And I Wasn't Hung Over Ha Ha From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (40 days old)

Well, I didn't get a ring but I got an email reply. For the first time in a month things are looking positive. That is all I am saying. :roll: Had a lovely Friday night meeting new people. A gir… more

Do you have a website? From joebangles in Ask or Answer. (40 days old)

It is so easy today to build your own website by using sites such as http://www.yola.com/ and http://www.bravenet.com/ and any of the many other sites available and, they are free. You can build yo… more

I have quite a neat bum.... From joebangles in It's Me. (40 days old)

Yep, as I said, I have quite a neat bum, well, so I am told, I don't actually mean that folk come up to me in the street and tell me that, well, there was that instance once in a club in Brighton, bu… more

Something For The Weekend From marvo in Caw Said The Crow (41 days old)

:))… more

Ring, Damn It! Ring!! From Jembajr ^Pro in The Sozzled Mumble (41 days old)

Or an email would do............… more

A and A Trivia Quiz. September Results. From joebangles in Ask or Answer. (42 days old)

It really would be nice if we could get a few more players to join in this game. There are no prizes and your score is just for your own satisfaction, just a bit of a fun way to learn a bit of trivia … more

Bits from "VIZ". From joebangles in It's Me. (42 days old)

* What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that. * Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just … more